? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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