Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
