Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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