Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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