Where is the hickey?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
