Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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