So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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