Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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