Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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