do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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