can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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