Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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