But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i have herpe
just one?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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