I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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