i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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