i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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