you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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