And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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