Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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