I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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