Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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