That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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