ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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