he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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