CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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