I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
