Nicole vs. Life
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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