dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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