When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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