I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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