are you still at the devil's house?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I AM VODKA MAN
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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