i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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