grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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