i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
