And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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