with your own penis?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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