im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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