You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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