Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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