So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
