Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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