Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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