You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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