So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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