Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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