dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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