saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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