I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
