sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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