Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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