did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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