Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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