Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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