I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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