no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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